Ode to spam subject lines
I was cleaning out my junk folder for the past few days and decided to pen this ode to spam using the subject lines. Feel free to submit your own.
hey bro
Tell me....
How's life
Happy with urself
Separate yourself from other men
Check out the wonders of pound melting
I think it's finally time
Hey dude
Your food cravings can be combated
Don't be inadequate anymore
hey bro
Tell me....
How's life
Happy with urself
Separate yourself from other men
for example, your mutual interest in diarrhea
Play and win
Rolex
$777 welcome bonus
Pills from a Canadian pharmacy
hey bro
Tell me....
How's life
Happy with urself
Why so small thing man?
paternal class action suit
Why be an average guy any longer
you ready yet
You need a better degree and we can help
hey bro
Tell me....
How's life
Happy with urself
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